Rowlf the Dog

Rowlf the Dog

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Rowlf the Dog

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Ol' Brown Ears
HOBBIES:
Piano playing, punning, fetching.

QUOTE:
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"The Dogfather"

FAVORITE COMPOSER:
Poochini

FAVORITE SONG:
"I've Never Harmed An Onion, So Why Should They Make Me Cry?"

ROWLF: Evenin'. You look like you could use a drink.

ROWLF: Hey, can we have a grasshopper for the frog.

ROWLF: Oh, Rowlf. Rowlf the dog. Pleased to meet you. (some fancy
piano-playing) I'm no Heifetz, but I get by. Lemme guess,
broken heart, right?

ROWLF: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories for as long as
I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a
shattered dream for every falling star.

ROWLF: Yeah, typical. That's why I live alone.

ROWLF: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a coupla
beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.

ROWLF: Stay away from women, that's my motto.

ROWLF: Neither can I. That's my trouble.

You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em
There's something irresistible-ish about 'em
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long
I hope that something better comes along

ROWLF: Oh, but what could be better than a saucy Irish Setter
When puppy love comes on strong
Or a collie that's classy - a laddie needs a Lassie
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life
ROWLF: (oh yeah. Sorry about that. 2, 3, 4...)

There is no solution, it's part of evolution
ROWLF: The pitter-patter of soles, the little feet of tadpoles
ROWLF: (oh, sorry about that. 2, 3, 4...)

ROWLF: (not often do you see a guy that green got the blues that bad

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